HHN 34 Food And Beverage

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Jason Un1v3rse Food Booth

Located on wooden bridge connecting Simpson/HP

Camp Bloody S’mores 10/10

Camp Bloody S’mores 10/10

Toasted chocolate almond bread with ganache, marshmallows, cinnamon cereal and blood spatter.

My Review: The bread is so soft and not too sweet. The cereal adds a nice crunch. Marshmallows were nice and gooey. Even with the toppings, it’s not too sweet. Great portion size.

Spiral Sausage 6/10

Spiral Sausage 6/10

Merguez style spicy grilled pork sausage with bloody harissa BBQ sauce

My Review: sweet and spicy sauce. Smokey and spicy sausage. Solid protein choice, a little small. Makes me think Jerky.

Elotes 6/10

Elotes 6/10

Fire grilled corn on the husk with choice of cotija cheese and Tajin® or Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos®

My Review: Only had a bite of my wife’s vegan version and tasted good like grilled corn. Theme Park priced street corn.

My Wife Review: Just corn and Tajin for vegan; good quality and a back up idea

Blood Orange Mocha Mocktail 2.5/10

Blood Orange Mocha Mocktail 2.5/10

Cold brew concentrate, chocolate, toasted marshmallow, and blood orange syrups with a Sh’mallow topping and chocolate drizzle

My Review: marshmallow topping really good. All I taste is mocha flavored coffee. I’m not a coffee person. 2.5/10

FNAF (Louie’s)

Located inside Louie’s

Why Not Have Both Pizza & Pasta 4/10

Why Not Have Both Pizza & Pasta 4/10

Garlic butter crust topped with spaghetti, meatballs and spiced Parmesan

My Review: It’s just spaghetti on top of buttered garlic dough. The noodles were a little crispy. Not very cheesy or spicy. Did not get it fresh, so not too warm. Big portion.

Mike…Eggs Benedict 10/10

Mike…Eggs Benedict 10/10

Eggs Benedict sandwich with Canadian bacon, egg, American cheese and hollandaise sauce

My Review: cheesy and savory. Taste just like breakfast. Ham makes it a little salty. I love sauce. Lots of protein. Probably barely worth the price portion wise. Is very portable.

Cupcake 9/10

Cupcake 9/10

Chocolate cupcake, raspberry insert, cannoli cream filling and mascarpone buttercream icing

My Review: Sugar candle delicious. That frosting is not that sweet and has a slight tang. Cannoli is in the cupcake which was nice and moist. Filling is good. Raspberry insert is thick like jam but good and is hidden in the pink icing some. This thing is huge.

Chica’s Sour Lemon Tang Mocktail 7/10

Chica’s Sour Lemon Tang Mocktail 7/10

Exotic Citrus syrup, cupcake syrup, Sūpāsawā, and Seagram’s® club soda

Wife Review: Very sour but also sweet, not quite green apple. I was expecting more cupcake flavor. 6/10

My Review: Sweet and Sour. Taste kind of like a sour Lime skittle. Pretty refreshing and gummy garnish.

Cursed Carnival

Across from Minions

Death By Cheese Stick 8/10

Death By Cheese Stick 8/10

Giant hand breaded mozzarella cheese stick with spicy marinara sauce

My review: sauce was spicy. Decent breading and cheese pull

Freakishly Long Corndog 8/10

Freakishly Long Corndog 8/10

Footlong Nathan’s® hotdog, hand-dipped, fried and topped with jalapeño ranch and crispy bacon bits

My review: light batter, great hot dog, love the herby ranch. Bit pricy snack but good gimmick.

Xül Beer Co. PB&J Mixtape 10/10

Xül Beer Co. PB&J Mixtape 10/10

My Wife review: Possibly one of the greatest beers I have ever had. Peanut buttery and salty with a hint of sweetness. 10/10

My Review: Not much of a beer guy, but this is really good. Makes me think of a cider. 7/10

Clown Café (Terrifier)

Across from Minions

Sienna’s Burnt Angel Wings 8/10

Sienna’s Burnt Angel Wings 8/10

Crispy wings with a spicy bourbon glaze

My review: not Crispy as in not breaded. This is more like baked chicken wings. Sauce is sweet with a mild heat. Portion size is pretty good considering theme park food. Very messy to eat.

Clown Café Bloody Popcorn 6/10

Clown Café Bloody Popcorn 6/10

Crispy popcorn chicken with pepperoni, marinara blood sauce and a spiced parmesan

My review: 12 pieces of popcorn chicken. No pepperoni. Sauce wasn’t warm. Lots of popcorn. Should be a filling snack. The chucky version a few years back was better.

Abracadabra Sunflower Glasses 3/10

Abracadabra Sunflower Glasses 3/10

Two sunflower sugar cookies with chocolate and blood spatter

My review: just a sugar cookie. Just tasted sweet. Very firm when chewing not like the soft frosted store ones. Could have been the rain but they snapped apart easily. Decent size.

Clown Café Juice Mocktail 3/10

Clown Café Juice Mocktail 3/10

Orange juice, cranberry juice and sparkling apple cider

Wife Review: Not bad but nothing special, pretty mediocre. 3/10

My review: not too bad, like a watered down cider. 3/10

Firefly Fun House (Wyatt Sicks)

New York, towards Transformers

Huskus’ Muscle Man Slop 6/10

Huskus’ Muscle Man Slop 6/10

Beef sloppy joe with jalapeño bacon, LAY’S® Dill Pickle Flavored Potato Chips, and cheese sauce on a chocolate almond bun

My review: Messy, Big Filling. Not a fan of the smell of chocolate and sweet bun on this. Meat is kind of bland but that cheese sauce is good. Chips don’t really add much. Bacon is delicious but has quite the spicy bite.

Ramblin’ Rabbit Fried Carrot Cake 5/10

Ramblin’ Rabbit Fried Carrot Cake 5/10

Crispy carrot cake with white icing and torn ramblin’ rabbit cotton candy

My review: not normally a carrot cake guy but this is more savory than sweet. Very strong cinnamon flavor. Cotton candy is a bite of candy. Large portion.

Light the Way 7/10

Light the Way 7/10

Firefly® White Lightnin’ moonshine, Firefly® Peach moonshine, Sūpāsawā, blue Curaçao syrup, simple syrup and Seagram’s® tonic water

Wife review: Heavy notes of peach and booze. Might be the strongest of the batched drinks. It is definitely tasty but it isn’t something I would crave regularly. 7.5/10

My review: Starts with a nice peach flavor then pow alcohol! Once you recover from that it goes hey man I’m tart and sour. My tastebuds were wrestled! 6.5/10

LET ME IN Mocktail 10/10

LET ME IN Mocktail 10/10

Lemon juice, peach puree, simple syrup and lavender syrup, garnished with a dragon fruit syrup float

My Review: Sweet but not too sweet and a little tart. The fruit flavor is refreshing.

Fallout Vault

New York, across from The Mummy

Cram Tots & More 10/10

Cram Tots & More 10/10

Thumbs Up chili glazed spam with cheddar tater tot kegs and scallions

My Review: spam has a kick and salty good. Not too sweet. The tots are so gooey and cheesy. Mine were warm and not piping hot.

Pickle Bucket Baked Chicken 10/10

Pickle Bucket Baked Chicken 10/10

Buffalo chicken dip with crispy fried pickles

My Review: Dip is cheesy and good medium heat. Very hot on the bottom. That pickle is very crispy both the cucumber and breading. Watch out for boiling pickle juice.

Yum Yum Deviled “Eggs” 4/10

Yum Yum Deviled “Eggs” 4/10

Coconut panna cotta “eggs” with pineapple whipped ganache and Tajin®

My Review: very pineapple, light coconut flavor. I don’t prefer coconut but the flavor isn’t bad. The tajin compliments the flavor very well. Texture is bad, somehow gets clumpy when you break the outside. 4/10

RadAway Mocktail 10/10

RadAway Mocktail 10/10

Lemonade with chipotle pineapple and spiced brown sugar syrup in a souvenir RadAway bag

Wife Review: Toasted caramel apple flavor, totally unexpected but very refreshing. 10/10

My Review: Slight tang. Predominantly taste like a Carmel Apple. Light yet the Carmel flavor makes me think thick syrup. Fun and weird packaging (break the clip to drink.) 10/10

Quantum Mocktail 9/10

Quantum Mocktail 9/10

Sūpāsawā, blue curaçao syrup, exotic citrus syrup, simple syrup and tonic water

Wife Review: Tasty. The right balance of sweet and sour. 8/10

My Review: Very refreshing. Sweet but not too sweet and strong sour flavor. Tastes like grapefruit. 10/10

Dark 8.5/10

Dark 8.5/10

Planteray® OFTD Overproof Rum, Old Forester®Bourbon, DeKuyper® crème de cassis, Fernet-Branca®and cola soda

Wife Review: A nice, dark cola drink with whiskey. Not overly strong but still good. 8.5/10

My review: Sweet, then bam Whiskey flavor. 3/10