Camp Bloody S’mores 10/10

Toasted chocolate almond bread with ganache, marshmallows, cinnamon cereal and blood spatter.

My Review: The bread is so soft and not too sweet. The cereal adds a nice crunch. Marshmallows were nice and gooey. Even with the toppings, it’s not too sweet. Great portion size.

Spiral Sausage 6/10

Merguez style spicy grilled pork sausage with bloody harissa BBQ sauce

My Review: sweet and spicy sauce. Smokey and spicy sausage. Solid protein choice, a little small. Makes me think Jerky.

Elotes 6/10

Fire grilled corn on the husk with choice of cotija cheese and Tajin® or Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos®

My Review: Only had a bite of my wife’s vegan version and tasted good like grilled corn. Theme Park priced street corn.

My Wife Review: Just corn and Tajin for vegan; good quality and a back up idea

Blood Orange Mocha Mocktail 2.5/10

Cold brew concentrate, chocolate, toasted marshmallow, and blood orange syrups with a Sh’mallow topping and chocolate drizzle

My Review: marshmallow topping really good. All I taste is mocha flavored coffee. I’m not a coffee person. 2.5/10

Why Not Have Both Pizza & Pasta 4/10

Garlic butter crust topped with spaghetti, meatballs and spiced Parmesan

My Review: It’s just spaghetti on top of buttered garlic dough. The noodles were a little crispy. Not very cheesy or spicy. Did not get it fresh, so not too warm. Big portion.

Mike…Eggs Benedict 10/10

Eggs Benedict sandwich with Canadian bacon, egg, American cheese and hollandaise sauce

My Review: cheesy and savory. Taste just like breakfast. Ham makes it a little salty. I love sauce. Lots of protein. Probably barely worth the price portion wise. Is very portable.

Cupcake 9/10

Chocolate cupcake, raspberry insert, cannoli cream filling and mascarpone buttercream icing

My Review: Sugar candle delicious. That frosting is not that sweet and has a slight tang. Cannoli is in the cupcake which was nice and moist. Filling is good. Raspberry insert is thick like jam but good and is hidden in the pink icing some. This thing is huge.

Chica’s Sour Lemon Tang Mocktail 7/10

Exotic Citrus syrup, cupcake syrup, Sūpāsawā, and Seagram’s® club soda

Wife Review: Very sour but also sweet, not quite green apple. I was expecting more cupcake flavor. 6/10

My Review: Sweet and Sour. Taste kind of like a sour Lime skittle. Pretty refreshing and gummy garnish.

Death By Cheese Stick 8/10

Giant hand breaded mozzarella cheese stick with spicy marinara sauce

My review: sauce was spicy. Decent breading and cheese pull

Freakishly Long Corndog 8/10

Footlong Nathan’s® hotdog, hand-dipped, fried and topped with jalapeño ranch and crispy bacon bits

My review: light batter, great hot dog, love the herby ranch. Bit pricy snack but good gimmick.

Xül Beer Co. PB&J Mixtape 10/10

My Wife review: Possibly one of the greatest beers I have ever had. Peanut buttery and salty with a hint of sweetness. 10/10

My Review: Not much of a beer guy, but this is really good. Makes me think of a cider. 7/10

Sienna’s Burnt Angel Wings 8/10

Crispy wings with a spicy bourbon glaze

My review: not Crispy as in not breaded. This is more like baked chicken wings. Sauce is sweet with a mild heat. Portion size is pretty good considering theme park food. Very messy to eat.

Clown Café Bloody Popcorn 6/10

Crispy popcorn chicken with pepperoni, marinara blood sauce and a spiced parmesan

My review: 12 pieces of popcorn chicken. No pepperoni. Sauce wasn’t warm. Lots of popcorn. Should be a filling snack. The chucky version a few years back was better.

Abracadabra Sunflower Glasses 3/10

Two sunflower sugar cookies with chocolate and blood spatter

My review: just a sugar cookie. Just tasted sweet. Very firm when chewing not like the soft frosted store ones. Could have been the rain but they snapped apart easily. Decent size.

Clown Café Juice Mocktail 3/10

Orange juice, cranberry juice and sparkling apple cider

Wife Review: Not bad but nothing special, pretty mediocre. 3/10

My review: not too bad, like a watered down cider. 3/10

Huskus’ Muscle Man Slop 6/10

Beef sloppy joe with jalapeño bacon, LAY’S® Dill Pickle Flavored Potato Chips, and cheese sauce on a chocolate almond bun

My review: Messy, Big Filling. Not a fan of the smell of chocolate and sweet bun on this. Meat is kind of bland but that cheese sauce is good. Chips don’t really add much. Bacon is delicious but has quite the spicy bite.

Ramblin’ Rabbit Fried Carrot Cake 5/10

Crispy carrot cake with white icing and torn ramblin’ rabbit cotton candy

My review: not normally a carrot cake guy but this is more savory than sweet. Very strong cinnamon flavor. Cotton candy is a bite of candy. Large portion.

Light the Way 7/10

Firefly® White Lightnin’ moonshine, Firefly® Peach moonshine, Sūpāsawā, blue Curaçao syrup, simple syrup and Seagram’s® tonic water

Wife review: Heavy notes of peach and booze. Might be the strongest of the batched drinks. It is definitely tasty but it isn’t something I would crave regularly. 7.5/10

My review: Starts with a nice peach flavor then pow alcohol! Once you recover from that it goes hey man I’m tart and sour. My tastebuds were wrestled! 6.5/10

LET ME IN Mocktail 10/10

Lemon juice, peach puree, simple syrup and lavender syrup, garnished with a dragon fruit syrup float

My Review: Sweet but not too sweet and a little tart. The fruit flavor is refreshing.

Cram Tots & More 10/10

Thumbs Up chili glazed spam with cheddar tater tot kegs and scallions

My Review: spam has a kick and salty good. Not too sweet. The tots are so gooey and cheesy. Mine were warm and not piping hot.

Pickle Bucket Baked Chicken 10/10

Buffalo chicken dip with crispy fried pickles

My Review: Dip is cheesy and good medium heat. Very hot on the bottom. That pickle is very crispy both the cucumber and breading. Watch out for boiling pickle juice.

Yum Yum Deviled “Eggs” 4/10

Coconut panna cotta “eggs” with pineapple whipped ganache and Tajin®

My Review: very pineapple, light coconut flavor. I don’t prefer coconut but the flavor isn’t bad. The tajin compliments the flavor very well. Texture is bad, somehow gets clumpy when you break the outside. 4/10

RadAway Mocktail 10/10

Lemonade with chipotle pineapple and spiced brown sugar syrup in a souvenir RadAway bag

Wife Review: Toasted caramel apple flavor, totally unexpected but very refreshing. 10/10

My Review: Slight tang. Predominantly taste like a Carmel Apple. Light yet the Carmel flavor makes me think thick syrup. Fun and weird packaging (break the clip to drink.) 10/10

Quantum Mocktail 9/10

Sūpāsawā, blue curaçao syrup, exotic citrus syrup, simple syrup and tonic water

Wife Review: Tasty. The right balance of sweet and sour. 8/10

My Review: Very refreshing. Sweet but not too sweet and strong sour flavor. Tastes like grapefruit. 10/10

Dark 8.5/10

Planteray® OFTD Overproof Rum, Old Forester®Bourbon, DeKuyper® crème de cassis, Fernet-Branca®and cola soda

Wife Review: A nice, dark cola drink with whiskey. Not overly strong but still good. 8.5/10

My review: Sweet, then bam Whiskey flavor. 3/10

“Mom, Cut The Crust Off” PB&J 6/10

Fried PB&J, hot maple syrup, chili flakes

Wife Review: Not as spicy as I thought it would be but I really liked the taste and texture. 8/10

My Review: not saucy enough, kind of dry. It’s a fried uncrustable. Didn’t really get the hot maple syrup. I guess a filling snack. 4/10

Temper Tantrum Tendies 9/10

Chicken tendies with choice of:

Mesquite BBQ ranch with bourbon BBQ dip

Garlic Parmesan with spicy marinara sauce

My Review: garlic Parmesan was the best but the sauce is meh. Barely any of the ranch on the chicken. Chicken is good theme park strips. Bourbon dipping sauce is good and a tad spicy. 9/10

Blood Orange Screamsicle 7/10

360 Vodka® Madagascar Vanilla, blood orange syrup and lemonade

Wife Review: Definitely tasted like a creamsicle with a little more fruit flavor. It was orange but also kind of raspberry? I liked it a lot but there was too much ice. 7/10

My Review: More sour than sweet. Can’t really taste the alcohol. Could have used more vanilla flavoring. 7/10

Toy Box Cider (Mocktail) 10/10

Fireball® Cinnamon Whisky, lime juice, cinnamon, ginger and black sugar syrups with sparkling apple cider and a gummy bear garnish

Wife Review: Very ginger heavy for the mocktail but I really liked that. Sweet and spiced. Would be good with Fireball. 10/10

My Review: Mocktail is sweet but almost savory tasting. Kind of like Christmas. 10/10

Xül Beer Co. PB&J Mixtape 10/10

My Wife review: Possibly one of the greatest beers I have ever had. Peanut buttery and salty with a hint of sweetness. 10/10

My Review: Not much of a beer guy, but this is really good. Makes me think of a cider. 7/10

Flamin’ Hot® Birria Ramen 10/10

Tender birria beef on ramen noodles in a Flamin’ Hot®birria consommé broth with shaved onions, scallions and Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos®

My Review: same beef as the taco and feels like I got more. Mild heat from broth, more acidic than spicy it makes your lips tingle. Lots of noodles. Not too hot, the way I like it. Very filling, practically a meal. Somewhat portable. 10/10 Update: You can add nacho cheese for $1!

TOSTITOS® Birria Beef Walking Taco 8/10

Birria beef with TOSTITOS® Sabritas® Salsa Verde, red onions, scallions and consommé

My Review: chips are flavorful and good. Not enough sauce or wetness to mix. Beef is good, tender, and flavorful. Just a bunch or red onion and beef on chips. Needs cheese or sour cream. Definitely filling and portable. 6/10

Update: you can add cheese for a dollar making it an 8/10

Fritos® Vegan Walking Taco 5/10

Vegan chorizo crumble with Fritos®, salsa verde and cilantro

Wife Review: Probably my least favorite of the three iterations so far. Needs something creamy or cheesy. The pineapple was nice but not enough seasoning/spice. 5/10

My Review: I like this one more cause it has more flavor and wet compared to the meat. Chip selection seems better too. Needs cheese or sour cream. 6.5/10

Sour Puss 10/10

Four Roses® Yellow Label bourbon, blackberry syrup and lemonade

Wife Review: This drink was very good. It had a strong berry flavor but not enough to hide the whiskey. 10/10

My Review: I thought I was not gonna like this but while it has a strong bourbon flavor, there was surprisingly little burn. More berry than lemon flavor in my opinion. Very good. 10/10

Pan con Tomate 5/10

Crunchy grilled garlic bread smeared with tomato pulp and grated Manchego cheese

My Review: none of it was warm. Is somewhat flavorful. Decent amount of shaved cheese. Probably not very filling. 5/10

Grilled Gambas al Ajillo 9/10

Garlic grilled shrimp on a crunchy baguette

My Review: shrimp are warm and garlicky. Bread has a good outside crunch. Mild spiciness. Weird tang from vinaigrette? 9/10

Artist’s Palette 7/10

Crispy granulated sugar churros with dulce de leche, raspberry jam and Bavarian cream “paint”

Wife Review: Churros are really tasty but small. The sauces are very good but the proportions are off. 7/10

My Review: decent mini churros that are soft but not really warm. Sauces are like doughnut fillings. Jam is the best. Portion a little small. 7/10

No-Boos Brew Mocktail 4.5/10

RELAX® Zero Sauvignon Blanc, lime juice, pineapple juice and strawberry syrup

Wife Review: I guess zero-proof is okay? This drink is all sour, tangy, but with no sweetness to chase it. All I taste is OJ and weirdly vodka-esqe? There are better mocktails. 4/10

My Review: weird that you get carded and get your AP discount. Very sour and not too sweet. Slightly thick in texture. Has a natural fruit flavor. 5/10

Twisted Taters Chips 8/10

Crunchy spiralized twisted potato chips with choice of spicy cheddar or ranch & vinegar seasoning

My Review: decent crisp. Flavor dusting is well coated. I think I like the saltiness of the ranch more. Spicy Cheddar wasn’t that spicy at all. Good greasy snack. Fun fact you can get it plain and either use park salt and pepper or bring in your own spices to coat for a Vegan option! 8/10

Chipotle Braised Pork Crepe 8/10

My Review: AP Chipotle Braised Pork Crepe. Not on the menu so you have to ask. Red crepe, a decent portion of rice, shredded moist pork and a could be bigger portion of chipotle sauce. Simple but delicious. 8/10

Pumpkin Seance Mousse 10/10

Creamy pumpkin mousse with a chocolate granola crumble

Wife Review: Best HHN dessert I’ve had in a while. Perfectly salty and sweet. Pumpkin comes through strong with a nice creamy mousse 10/10

Phantom Punch 9/10

New Amsterdam® vodka, 360 Vodka® Sorrento Lemon, DeKuyper® triple sec, lime, orange and cranberry juices, dragon fruit syrup and simple syrup

Wife Review: I liked the dragon fruit flavor but the lemonade was a little overpowering. 7.5/10

My Review: tastes like a sweet and sour fruit punch. Don’t taste alcohol. 10/10

Deadly Nightshade 4.5/10

Cuervo® Tradicional Blanco tequila, lime juice, grapefruit juice, pomegranate, simple and blue curaçao syrups

B Review: All I taste is Tequila and lime. It’s not bad but I would not get it again. 4/10

S Review: can definitely taste the Tequila. Quite a bit of citrus flavor and I either had little bits of ice or pulp. 5/10

Zombie Shark 10/10

New Amsterdam® vodka, Midori®, Bols® Peach Schanpps, Bols® Blue Curaçao, pineapple juice, lime juice, cherry, and candy gummy shark.

My Review: Super strong, but the taste of alcohol is hidden so well that this thing is dangerous. Sweet, tropical, and refreshing. 10/10