Pizza Skull 5.5/10

pepperoni and cheese stuffed pizza skull

My Review: Doughy but good cheap pizza flavor.  Small though, would rather spend $2-3 for the better tasting options. 

Vegan Pizza Skull 7/10

green vegan skull filled with vegan Italian sausage, marinara and vegan mozzarella cheese

My Wife’s Review: The filling is really good! A decent filling to dough ratio. I wish the dough was seasoned. It’s just kind of bland. 7/10

My Review: Gooey version of the normal one.  5.5/10

Meat Grinder Red Velvet 3/10

freshly ground red velvet cake with cream cheese icing and puffed rice maggots

My Review: Very dense and the sauce is very sweet. If you like Red Velvet you’ll like this. A tad too rich for me and not a fan of the texture. Fun shovel though! 3/10

Death By Cheese Stick 7.5/10

Giant hand breaded mozzarella cheese stick with spicy marinara sauce

My Review: It’s the same thing as last year but $2 more… Cheese and seasoning tastes good. Sauce is a bit too spicy for my liking, would rather a regular marinara. Gotta remove half a point from last year’s score for the price jump.

Jack & Odd Dog 10/10

Nathan’s All-Beef Footlong Hot Dog with peppers, onions, Tostitos® cheese sauce Topped with Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos® in an Oddfellow ube bun.

My Review:  thought the bun would be sweeter but was just nice and soft.  Good tasting hot dog.  Cheese has some spice to it.  Very filling for price point.  10/10

Twisted Taters Chips 7/10

Crunchy spiralized twisted potato chips with a ranch & vinegar seasoning

My Review: Same as last year. Cook has a better chance of being better this way and they are easier to eat. Knocking a point off for only having 1.5 flavors instead of 2.5. The .5 is if you get it plain and then you can add your own Vegan friendly options like salt, pepper, or bring from home those seasoning packs from pizza places. 7/10

Fried Pickles 7/10

Fried pickle spears with sriracha aioli

My Review: same as last year, juice is boiling hot.  I love pickles! Only negative is price, at least last year there was dip too. 7/10

Pickle Beer ?/10

Donna’s Pickle Beer

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Carn”Evil” Smash Tacos 9.5/10

Smashed cheeseburger tacos, American cheese, shredded lettuce, pickles, secret sauce, toasted sesame seeds

My Review: if you like Big Macs you’ll love this.  It smells and tastes so good.  Definitely getting this again! Only negative is price point!  9.5/10

Deathbringer Tempura Shrimp 10/10

Crispy shrimp tempura roll with sriracha mayo and ell sauce.

My Review: sauce gives it nice spice.  Soft center but crunchy outside.  The asparagus was a little hard to snap out of it with a bite.  If you like sushi this is a winner! 10/10

Burnt Sando 7/10

Crispy brioche stuffed with pastry cream with a burnt sugar crust

My Review: sweet with bitter notes.  Outside very warm and soft, custard in middle gooey and a little cold 7/10

Circus Peanut 4-Ever ?/10

Chica Chida®, Cuervo® Traditional® blanco tequila, lime juice, agave syrup and Fee Brothers® black walnut bitters.

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Twisted Philly 7/10

Philly steak stromboli topped with spicy Italian sausage, peppers, onions and cheese sauce

My Review: taste like a cheesier and meatier version of the day time Philly Stromboli.  Downside, it’s a messy fork and knife snack that is smaller but cheaper than what you can buy during the day.  7/10

Fried PB&J Bites 7/10

Battered strawberry PB&J, powdered sugar and strawberry jam

My Review: very hot, so careful with the bite.   Good thing it comes with extra jelly to dip cause it’s very peanut buttery.  Eats like a beignet.  7/10

Xül Beer Co. PB&J Mixtape 10/10

Wife Review (2025): Possibly one of the greatest beers I have ever had. Peanut buttery and salty with a hint of sweetness. 10/10

My Review (2025): Not much of a beer guy, but this is really good. Makes me think of a cider. 7/10

Lucky Ticket Lemonade 3/10

Minute Maid® Lemonade and raspberry jam

My Review: it’s huge!  That’s about it.  It is just lemonade with a hint of fruit? Just get a lemonade in your freestyle cup. 3/10

Severed & Smoked Chicken 4/10

Szechuan spice dusted smoked chicken leg

My Review: smoked nature makes me think and smell turkey leg.  The spice is very hot and definitely clings to your tongue. Cool Evil Dead Paper it’s wrapped in!  Too bad it’s messy, super dry, and little gristly. 4/10

Lasagna Burn 5.5/10

Szechuan pork potsticker lasagna

My Review: pot sticker is really good.  The spices on top are the same as the chicken so it really burns.  Ate a lot tonight but this is giving some serious acid reflex.  Only get if you like potstickers and spicy. 5.5/10

Frostbite ?/10

Cuervo^® Tradicional^® blanco tequila, DeKuyper^® blue Curaçao, lime juice, simple syrup and Liquid Heat^® bitter

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Bloody Bones 9/10

Smoked and charred BBQ ribs with crispy jalapeño bits

My Review: sweet and Smokey sauce, super tender meat.  Not spicy. Just messy and not very portable. One of the best things I ate tonight! 9/10

Torn To Shreds Pork Sandwich 7.5/10

BBQ smoked & shredded pork shoulder, jalapeño slaw, pretzel roll

My Review: bun is really good.  The ribs taste better.  Not spicy, but the coleslaw gives a nice texture change besides soft. 7.5/10

Meetz’ Bloody Limeade ?/10

Bloody Shiraz® Gin, lime juice, and simple syrup

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El’s Battery Jerky 6/10

Creamy mac ‘n cheese with garlic bread and battery jerk pieces

My Review: not a lot of jerky, but the pieces I had were the meaty tender bits that tend to be the best.  The Mac and cheese needs seasoning so bring a salt and or pepper packet from a restaurant.  You get quite a bit of pasta but the can is not as collectible as the FEDRA cans.  Garlic bread squished at the bottom may be best part.  Not really worth price point. 6/10

Upside Down Chicken & Waffles 7/10

Cheese and potato waffle with crispy chicken bites, sriracha aioli and chopped chives

My Review: chicken is really good, breading makes me think calamari.  The waffle is very salty but has other seasonings as well.  Feels filling.  Waffle was cold though.  7/10

Steve’s Smuggled Peanut Butter Bites 9/10

Smuggled chocolate covered peanut butter snacks

My Review: Bonus points for being pre packaged and can take home as a souvenir. You can probably tell I’m not much of a sweets guy but these are really good. It’s like eating a candy bar. The peanut butter has a nougat like texture and isn’t too over powerful. Nice soft easily broken chocolate shell. the bits fall off easily once you start biting. Makes you want milk. Probably my favorite dessert yet! 9/10

Hopper’s Recharger 5.5/10

360 Vodka® Mandarin Orange, yuzu juice, Powerade® Lemon Lime and Monster Energy® Zero Ultra

Wife Review: 4/10 Really only tasting the Powerade lime. For the amount of citrus in here it is too sweet.

     My Review:  slightly sweet but more sour.  Can’t really taste the alcohol.  7/10

Pinhead’s Skin & Meatballs 5.5/10

Torn Pasta, spicy pork and beef chunks with marinara

My Review: definitely has a small kick, like a weak medium.  Meatballs feel very packed but kinda chewy.  Not really a pasta guy so the floppy pasta shreds don’t do much for me.  Carbs and protein would be filling though. 5.5/10

Skin & Chips Nachos 5/10

Crispy pork rinds served with Tostitos® cheese sauce and Jack Links® peppered jerky

My Review: weird spiced flavor but not really pinpointable what kind of spice.  For being freshly given the sauce is a little cold.  Maybe if cheaper more worth it.  Toppings fall off easily. 5/10

Pleasure & Pain Brain 1/10

Brain custard with ripped teeth and skin vanilla cake pieces and strawberry sauce

My Review: Some how gummy and crumbly tooth.  Sauce is a strong fake strawberry sauce.  Custard has a weird fake strawberry taste as well.  Makes me think of the flavor of those giant novelty gummies sold at the holidays.  1/10

Cenobite’s Kiss ?/10

Cuervo® Tradicional® blanco tequila, lemon juice, lime juice, huckleberry syrup and Liquid Heat® bitters

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Elotes ?/10

Fire Grilled Corn on the husk with choice of Cotija cheese and Tajin® or Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos®.

Possibly Vegan if Cotija Cheese and butter is left off.

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Fried Dough 9/10

Choice of Garlic Parmesan (Vegetarian) or Powdered Sugar (Vegan)

Wife Review: 10/10 Reminds me of elephant ear/Fry Bread from fairs. I will be getting one of these each week because sugar + dough

     My Review:  these things are huge, like an elephant ear at animal kingdom.  They are a little dry.  More Parmesan than garlic, but not a bad price point for a big snack!   Powder sugar one was’t dry.  It was like a flat version of those donuts at Chinese buffets but minus the sugar crystals.  And different flavors! 8/10

Fritos® Walking Taco 10/10

Picadillo beef with Tostitos® cheese sauce, lettuce and sour cream

My Review: super tasty and a good amount of food for price point.  You do need to mix it well. Very portable!  Plus there is lettuce so you can feel healthy!  10/10

Fritos® Vegan Walking Taco 9.5/10

Vegan chili, Daiya® shredded cheese, lettuce and vegan sour cream

Wife Review: 9.5/10 The only thing I would add to this is some sort of tomato or salsa. Also should think about having sides of hot sauce or something. Much better version than last year. 

     My Review:  not terrible, but I’m hit or miss with beans so I like the meat one better 6/10

Eddie’s Revenge ?/10

Old Forester® bourbon, DeKuyper® blue Curaçao, blackberry syrup, lemonade

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Howling Storm ?/10

BARCARDI® Superior rum, Myers’s® dark rum, passion fruit syrup, lemonade

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Annie’s Juke Joint Catfish & Grits 10/10

Crispy catfish with low country grits, crunchy garlic and a side of Tabasco®

My Review:  garlic is strong and the grits taste so good!  Good crunch and crisp on the fish.  Not too strong of a fishy flavor.  This is definitely a filling bite for price. 10/10

Chow’s Southern BBQ Eggrolls 9.5/10

BBQ pulled pork and cabbage in a crispy eggroll

My Review: hot damn these are good!  Thankfully it’s warm but not piping hot! Good crispy shell, soft but crunchy inside.  So flavorful.  Good snack for price point (theme park wise like everything else).  Let’s talk this dipping sauce though.  It’s just generic BBQ sauce to me.  The sauce on the ribs at Meetz is better.  9.5/10

Pecan & Whiskey Bread Pudding 8.5/10

Warm bread pudding with a pecan and whiskey caramel sauce

My Review:   Very sweet and sticky.  Filled to the brim with that tasty whiskey sauce which is the star of the show.  Tastes just like the southern classic Butter Pecan Pie!  Maybe not the best on a humid night though.  8.5/10

Slide Guitar Smash ?/10

Corn whiskey, lemon juice, ginger syrup, simple syrup, and mint essence

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Maltings Red Ale® Draft Beer ?/10

Sullivan’s Maltings Red Ale®

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Birria Pizza Fries 10/10

French fries topped with birria beef, mozzarella cheese, onions and cilantro

My Review:  fries were nice a salty.  A ton of flavorful meat in top.  Onions and cilantro adds a nice freshness!  Definitely getting your money’s worth with the portion.  10/10

Classic Pizza Fries ?/10

French fries topped with marinana sauce, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni and sausage

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Vegan Pizza Fries 5/10

French fries topped with marinara sauce, vegan cheese, vegan pepperoni and vegan sausage crumbles

Wife Review: 5/10 It’s a filling option but quality varies on the night. Pepperoni can be very dry and the fries could use some seasoning. There are better vegan options.

Chocolate, Strawberries & Cream Crepe ?/10

strawberry cream, Oreo^® cookie crumbs and strawberry sauce served in a cocoa crepe

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Rigatoni Ritual Pie 10/10

garlic butter cheese pizza with baked rigatoni a la vodka, crispy sausage and pesto

My Review: after last year I thought pasta didn’t belong on pizza.  I was wrong.  The pesto adds so much fresh flavor, the sausage adds a tiny spice bite, it’s cheesy and filling.  10/10 bad.

Scary Hot Chicken Combo 6.5/10

crispy chicken, Flamin’ Hot^® sauce, Calabrian chili peppers, Flamin’ Hot^® Cheetos^®, shredded cabbage, midnight brioche bun

My Review: Definitely spicy.  Black bun will be interesting later.  Fried chicken is really good and juicy. You also get fries! Wish there were pickles or something else to help with just spicy sauce. Price point is a tad high though… 6.5/10

Fear the Deep 6/10

cookies & cream shake with chocolate cookie rim, whipped topping, raspberry drizzle, cookie crumbles and a shark fin garnish

My Review: very thick and super chocolately.  The raspberry really cuts through the chocolate. Besides the dark chocolate fin, doesn’t feel that special. Feels like a Jaws left over more than Halloween. 6/10

The Jack Shake ?/10

caramel cone ice cream milkshake with “Jack” whipped topping, maraschino cherry and green sprinkles

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The Oddfellow Shake ?/10

brownie a la mode ice cream milkshake with green whipped topping, edible glitter and a golden chocolate zodiac symbol

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Pumpkin Spice Cold Boo ?/10

lightly sweetened cold brew topped with pumpkin spice cold foam and a donut hole

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Road Scrapin’s 10/10

French fries topped with white country gravy, cheese, fried chicken and crispy onions

My Review:  Great theme park chicken tenders.  Gravy is a southern white peppered gravy like you’d see on biscuits.  Very filling for the price point! Was excited for these and ate before picture. Came in a boat like the BBQ Eggrolls.  10/10